First Officer Douglas Richardson, here to answer the questions the other dolts can't.

linguini17: What's your favorite destination?
Anywhere that isn’t the cramped cockpit of a dead-on-it’s-wheels aeroplane with a persnickity captain and a cabin boy with a breathtakingly low boredom threshold.
So, ideally, the sofa in my lounge.

redrarebit: Hello there! Just wanted to let you know that you inspired a variant wordgame in the charity shop I hop along to sometimes. Book titles with one letter changed. Some previous winners include "Schindlers Lisp", "Gone with the Wine" and "Star Wart". Thanks for inspiring us and making the day go a little quicker!
Oh, that is marvellous!
You know, I may have to borrow that idea and use it for one of my little blog-based Word Games.

dolphinss: Do you have any pointers on how to be a good liar?
I haven’t the foggiest of which you speak, my dear.
I have never spoken a word of anything other than the honest truth, my entire life.